April 14th, 2013 at 2:52PM

pooka-saurus:

shining-vagina:

carlyjespen:

why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars

why can’t concert tickets be like 10 dollars

why can’t everything be like 10 dollars

I’m not paying 10 dollars for a candy bar fuck you

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April 13th, 2013 at 5:04PM

tvspecial:

my IQ test results were negative

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April 13th, 2013 at 5:00PM
herspanic: What my dad texts me at 1:17 AM

herspanic:

What my dad texts me at 1:17 AM

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April 13th, 2013 at 4:59PM

tsarwars:

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cas-get-into-my-ass:

thisistheusername:

biggeringlikemydick:

“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 30+ year old man on a tv show

“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 1 000 000 000+ year old angel on a tv show

“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 900+ year old alien on a tv show.

“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 1000+ year old Norse God in a movie. 

“oh my god I’m never having one of those” I whisper tenderly to a baby

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April 13th, 2013 at 4:56PM

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April 13th, 2013 at 4:55PM

thebitchpudding:

if you ever need nothing i’m here for you

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April 13th, 2013 at 4:47PM

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April 13th, 2013 at 2:30PM

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April 13th, 2013 at 2:30PM

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April 13th, 2013 at 9:47AM

mataring:

i hope the light at the end of the tunnel is a computer screen

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April 13th, 2013 at 9:46AM

rabioheab:

fact: the orange stuff that comes out of volcanos is dorito dust

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April 10th, 2013 at 10:02PM

cossetts:

no but how do you guys get those curious anons like did you have to sacrifice a lamb or something

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April 10th, 2013 at 10:00PM

mrcraabs:

i woke up in the middle of the night because i thought of a text post so i drafted it half asleep and all it says is ‘scooby doo 25 to life’

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April 10th, 2013 at 10:00PM
psyducked: hey baby, wanna see the only part of me that isn’t cold blooded?

psyducked:

hey baby, wanna see the only part of me that isn’t cold blooded?

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April 10th, 2013 at 10:00PM

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